chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

idea for an emmy winning tv series right there

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

idea for an emmy winning tv series right there

This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.
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brainbubblegum:

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I wasn’t able to draw at the time the Pacific Rim sequel was announced, so to compensate, I animated all the drift compatibles dancing horribly in celebration of the upcOMING ANIMATED SERIES 8V

beans-shadow:

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. (at Lucas Valley, California)

YOU’RE WHERE?

beans-shadow:

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. (at Lucas Valley, California)

YOU’RE WHERE?

mouseydoodles:

Noms with Livia and Sam… I seriously need to do more noms with these two. Random setting, was gonna be a larger plot thing but it kind of fell trough… oh well~

Livia Hobson (c) lost-in-legends
Sam Biggs (c) mouseydoodles

mouseydoodles:

Doodle for a silly idea that I had dealing with two dudes and a sleeping monster that I need to work on… and need to design the monster. Let’s just say she won’t be too happy when she learns some punks are tracking mud all over her insides. >8TThey’ll have some explaining to do once she coughs them up. |3;
Doodle (c) mouseydoodles

mouseydoodles:

Doodle for a silly idea that I had dealing with two dudes and a sleeping monster that I need to work on… and need to design the monster. Let’s just say she won’t be too happy when she learns some punks are tracking mud all over her insides. >8T

They’ll have some explaining to do once she coughs them up. |3;

Doodle (c) mouseydoodles

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

shirleytemplar:

I may seem like an asshole

but deep down I’m a good person

and even deeper down I’m a bigger asshole

Sometimes people have a third, even deeper layer that’s exactly like the one on top. 

Like pie. 

tuiteyfruityundead:

Embrace steampunk, Disney, embrace it!


good job Disney

tuiteyfruityundead:

Embrace steampunk, Disney, embrace it!

good job Disney

Who's your boyfriend?
Anonymous

This is me and my boyfriend:

Halloween: (he made me the box i’m holding for my birthday!)
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Prom:
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Embrace steampunk, Disney, embrace it!

Embrace steampunk, Disney, embrace it!

Food festival for lunch,
Downtown Disney for dinner!

ladylannistarth:

leamlchele:

on a scale of one to glee how bad is that decision

romana-eponine-pink:

yoursminesours:

WHAT HAVE I DONE

OH MY GOD