I ate exactly 1ml of chocolate

I literally have a giant syringe of chocolate 

I can know exactly how many milliliters of chocolate I have ingested 

insertcoolpunhere:

levitating-fox:

I feel like this is how dragons teach their babies to fly

Can you imagine Toothless doing this for the first time, and Hiccup is like “TootHLESS WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOO-oh! Thanks, bud!”

headcanon accepted

goatings:

thelemy:

homestuck high

are these like shitty fan fic sections that someone compiled?

ketchupbot:

look at all those chickens

ketchupbot:

look at all those chickens

thedashinghoodlum:

noobomi:

Test Subject— There you are.

Looking for some loose fitting leg wear to carry out further experimentation? Look no further! These comfy pants are perfect for all encounters with life-threatening test chambers!

Women’s

Men’s

Note: The Women’s version lacks pockets!!

Why don’t you just make the damn pockets?

brbseizingtheday:

jkimisyellow:

lickystickypickyshe:

Pinterest is like an abyss of cute life hacks. 

SOMEONE MAKE ME SOME OF THESE

THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY???

jcatgrl:

fastcompany:

Ka-Pow: Watch These Fish Cannons Shoot Salmon Safely Over Dams

Salmon have serious swimming skills—some travel thousands of miles to return to their original homes to breed. But even though they can jump as high as 12 feet in the air, they can’t manage to get over massive concrete dams that we have built to block their journeys back to their homes. Now one new idea could give them a boost. The plan involves whisking the fish through a long vacuum tube at speeds up to 22 miles per hour and then shooting them out the other end like a cannon.

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enbycrocker:

oooooh my goooood i’m hiking in fucking utah and i came across sollux carved into the goddamn million y/o sandstone

dammit why wasn’t I into Homestuck last time I was in Utah! 

Re: Random Questions to Ask from yesterday: 28 and 60, because I want to see you rant in pain and anger, and then 167 because also ranting about good things.

28: Do you think global warming is real?

I have ranted so much about this over the years I can state my position in a concise paragraph:

Some places will warm up. Namely, the places that are cold. Some places, mostly because ocean currents might change, will cool down. Also weather will get more extreme. A better term is might be Global Climate Change, but the average temperature, of the whole world, will rise, even if the average temperature of some places lower. But let’s humor the idea that it is false for just a second. THAT DOESN’T MEAN THE ATMOSPHERE AND WORLD ISN’T BEING POLLUTED EVEN IF GLOBAL WARMING ISN’T ONE OF THE CONSEQUENCES/RESULTS.

TADA

60: Do you believe in evolution?

Don’t know what you expect me to rant about. This is a yes or no question (and so was the last one really). My answer is yes.

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?

Hell yeah. Are you not curious!? Ok… Is being curious different from caring? Give me your secrets universe! 

tuiteyfruityundead:

Well. Here it is! My hella lame lottery thing because so many awesome people have chosen to join me on my crazy blog!
What can you win?
me paying for something! GASP really!? yes!
as long as it is 15$ (US) or less. (and preferably a commission from an artist.) 
-I am not an artist (as you can see from my terrible pic!). I am a scientist in training… so I can’t make something for you. I have no job (just found out I can’t be a tutor for my school because of schedule conflict, DAMN. nevermind) but I want to do something awesome for you guys!
So the easiest thing to use the money on is art, because that means I don’t need to know your address. So like, you can commission an artist here on tumblr! that’s cool right?- 
How to enter the lottery: reblog/like this post
Rules: 
- you must be following me. This is for my followers! :D
Deadline: october 4th
the winner will be chosen by my rolling dice! real, physical dice. like these:
(but not really these dice)

tuiteyfruityundead:

Well. Here it is! My hella lame lottery thing because so many awesome people have chosen to join me on my crazy blog!

What can you win?

me paying for something! GASP really!? yes!

as long as it is 15$ (US) or less. (and preferably a commission from an artist.) 

-I am not an artist (as you can see from my terrible pic!). I am a scientist in training… so I can’t make something for you. I have no job (just found out I can’t be a tutor for my school because of schedule conflict, DAMN. nevermind) but I want to do something awesome for you guys!

So the easiest thing to use the money on is art, because that means I don’t need to know your address. So like, you can commission an artist here on tumblr! that’s cool right?- 

How to enter the lottery: reblog/like this post

Rules:

- you must be following me. This is for my followers! :D

Deadline: october 4th

the winner will be chosen by my rolling dice! real, physical dice. like these:


(but not really these dice)

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.